I can’t understand why the classic Kawasaki triple club won’t let me join there forum?
Did you tick all the boxes? You know:
Do you hate fuel?
Do you want to annoy your neighbours with a cackling, tinny ehaust sound?
Do you like constant reconditioning of parts?
Do you like changing your undies after every corner?
Do you want to die in a motorbike accident?
Well, a Kwak Two Stroke Triple is for you! 
It’s probably something to do with…
A/. You don’t have a Kwak Triple,
B/. The way that we spent most of the TT week in Port Erin mercilessly taking the piss out of them, inc’ a bevel owner drowning out their awards presentation with his bevels Conti’s!
That wouldn’t have been you would it Keith?
Steve R (South)
I only went round the block and gave them a blast 5 times while they had their awards ceremony. I can’t see what the problem is?
Good Lad - You’re doing them a favour anyway…
It is the way of nature that one is a lonely soul, destined for sadness; two allows for perfect harmony and balance; three is a recipe for disaster, with always an imbalance as two strive to woo the third; and four, well, don’t go there, as that can only lead to a combination of three and one 
Quite simply, according to nature where Ying and Yang support and strengthen each other, Duc twins are right and kwak triples are wrong
Two’s company, three’s a crowd (or for kawakers) a cloud - cough splutter…