Caption contest

Come on then, what are the two old girls saying?

Ee Vera, I only get the same level of vibration when I put new Duracells in mine.

“Still recon my Rally Wisp would have pissed on it. Wish I’d never sold it now, it could do a ton and did 200 miles to the gallon. Taught Barry Sheene all he knew and that naughty Kenny would never keep his hands to himself. Are you doing the island this year?”

oooerr betty! its been a while since ive seen a shaft that big!!!

" Get your Bert to bolt it up to the Stanner, and you’ll never crap yerself half way up the stairs again!!!

or - “Eric Estrada, dear - I’ve had him”

can we go now vera, i think i’ve just s*** meself!