Well, it’s winter, my bikes are a thousand miles away in store and I haven’t got a project … so here’s a ‘Starter for ten’:
Over to you … 
Yeh, Graham, but that’s an MHR and we all know what a pile of … (censored) 
I’m assuming it’s the bike we’re judging here, right? 
Otherwise, this has a certain period charm …
Adopting a more ‘bike-centric’ theme, this had merit (sorry for the small size). Just two words and picture - kinda says it all, right?
Ah yes, Keith, that one is hard to beat …
Moving into the modern world, I thought this was good:
However, I see there ain’t much promoting the wonders of the Multistrada, is there? … This is about as good as it gets
Or maybe this makes you want to rush out and buy - yawn …
Reckon the advertising department decided it’s just too ugly to bother 
I spoke to Bob Fox a couple of nights ago. He’s just been out and bought himself a Hypermotard. Looking at the Ruben Xaus shot I’m wondering if Bob misinterpreted his doctors instruction to rest his knee…
Have to agree that both the hypermotard and cucciolo ads a great 